srslygreysanatomy:

7.05 - ‘Almost Grown’
Teddy: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Chief: Of course it is. We all did it. It’s the evolution of the craft, the passing of the torch, the lifeblood of the training process.
[They look on as Alex, April & Jackson walk away]
Chief: Pray people. We want God in the building today.

srslygreysanatomy:

7.05 - ‘Almost Grown’

Teddy: Are you sure this is a good idea?

Chief: Of course it is. We all did it. It’s the evolution of the craft, the passing of the torch, the lifeblood of the training process.

[They look on as Alex, April & Jackson walk away]

Chief: Pray people. We want God in the building today.

srslygreysanatomy:

7.04 - ‘Can’t Fight Biology’
Alex: You know Sloan risked his life to save mine, even when I was sleeping with his girl. That’s not a guy without a soul. Maybe he’s an ass who stares at boobs but, whatever. And your boobs, you have nice boobs. Maybe they’re lesbian boobs and you don’t like men staring at them but men don’t discriminate when it comes to jugs. You have hot boobs, and I stare at them too.

srslygreysanatomy:

7.04 - ‘Can’t Fight Biology’

Alex: You know Sloan risked his life to save mine, even when I was sleeping with his girl. That’s not a guy without a soul. Maybe he’s an ass who stares at boobs but, whatever. And your boobs, you have nice boobs. Maybe they’re lesbian boobs and you don’t like men staring at them but men don’t discriminate when it comes to jugs. You have hot boobs, and I stare at them too.

comfypants:

ALEX: Izzie.LEXIE: Alex, it’s Lexie. Alex.ALEX: Iz. I’m sorry. Don’t go. We got married. Please don’t go.LEXIE: I’m not going anywhere.ALEX: You came back for me, Iz.LEXIE: I came back.ALEX: Don’t ever leave me. Don’t ever leave me again.LEXIE: I won’t. I won’t ever leave. We’re always going to be together, okay? Always.
Grey’s Anatomy, 6x24 Death and All His Friends

comfypants:

ALEX: Izzie.
LEXIE: Alex, it’s Lexie. Alex.
ALEX: Iz. I’m sorry. Don’t go. We got married. Please don’t go.
LEXIE: I’m not going anywhere.
ALEX: You came back for me, Iz.
LEXIE: I came back.
ALEX: Don’t ever leave me. Don’t ever leave me again.
LEXIE: I won’t. I won’t ever leave. We’re always going to be together, okay? Always.

Grey’s Anatomy, 6x24 Death and All His Friends

I know what it’s like to have life hand you so much crap you just wanna sit on the couch and die. But you gotta look at what’s in front of you.

Alex Karev (Grey’s Anatomy; 6x21 How Insensitive) (via comfypants)


Alex: I got a good one. What do they call the guy who’s so fat that he couldn’t get out of the house?Bobby: (laughs) What?Alex: Dead. And selfish. Yeah, cause you left a 700 pound mess for your wife to clean up.Bobby: …That’s a good one.Alex: Look, I’m sorry that we’ve been tip-toeing around you all day, trying not to make jokes. But you’re the one who’s gotta stop. Stop calling yourself the fat guy. You got a wife who loves you, you know, who’s stuck by you through all this. I mean, you did something right to deserve that. I know what it’s like to have life hand you so much crap you just wanna sit on the couch and die. But you gotta look at what’s in front of you. You can’t just walk out on her now. She deserves better. Chances are, you’re gonna die on that table, and you’re gonna get what you want. But at least your wife will think you tried. She’ll tell your kids you tried. Give ‘em that at least. 

Alex: I got a good one. What do they call the guy who’s so fat that he couldn’t get out of the house?
Bobby: (laughs) What?
Alex: Dead. And selfish. Yeah, cause you left a 700 pound mess for your wife to clean up.
Bobby: …That’s a good one.
Alex: Look, I’m sorry that we’ve been tip-toeing around you all day, trying not to make jokes. But you’re the one who’s gotta stop. Stop calling yourself the fat guy. You got a wife who loves you, you know, who’s stuck by you through all this. I mean, you did something right to deserve that. I know what it’s like to have life hand you so much crap you just wanna sit on the couch and die. But you gotta look at what’s in front of you. You can’t just walk out on her now. She deserves better. Chances are, you’re gonna die on that table, and you’re gonna get what you want. But at least your wife will think you tried. She’ll tell your kids you tried. Give ‘em that at least. 


Meredith: Speaking of whores, has anyone seen the love-struck intern fawning over my husband?Alex: April’s known after it.Cristina: Oh don’t worry that’s not Derek’s thing….. anymore.Meredith: I was the love-struck intern. It is his thing.Cristina: Well he’s grown out of it.Alex: Out of what? Chicks who shave their legs and laugh at his jokes? Sure he’s grown out of it.Meredith: I shave my legs…… sometimes.

Meredith: Speaking of whores, has anyone seen the love-struck intern fawning over my husband?
Alex: April’s known after it.
Cristina: Oh don’t worry that’s not Derek’s thing….. anymore.
Meredith: I was the love-struck intern. It is his thing.
Cristina: Well he’s grown out of it.
Alex: Out of what? Chicks who shave their legs and laugh at his jokes? Sure he’s grown out of it.
Meredith: I shave my legs…… sometimes.


Cristina: Hey, have you seen Evans? It was amazing, who saw?Alex: Dude you’re like a kid with trading cards. Except with heart surgeons.Cristina: Yeah, I gotta have ‘em all.Meredith: I thought Teddy was the love of your life. Cristina: She is! She is, but Evans.. brilliant! I mean, so is she, but I love them both! I’m a cardiothoracic whore.

Cristina: Hey, have you seen Evans? It was amazing, who saw?
Alex: Dude you’re like a kid with trading cards. Except with heart surgeons.
Cristina: Yeah, I gotta have ‘em all.
Meredith: I thought Teddy was the love of your life. 
Cristina: She is! She is, but Evans.. brilliant! I mean, so is she, but I love them both! I’m a cardiothoracic whore.